Song of the blog: Island Of Misfit Toys_A Sunken Ship Irony
So Happy Today Man!!!! So Happy Today!!!!
So today I rode my bike to the building like 6 miles away to get my ID. They are open, and I walk in, and it's the wrong office. The correct office is allllllll the way in south Provo........ So I call Julliana. I am desperate. I MUST get this ID NOW. She is a saint, so she comes and we put my bike on the bike rack on her car. She drives me over, I fill out the paper, I go the counter. I need to things of mail with my name and address. I only have one. Wonder. Happiness. UGH! Juliana (the saint remember?) drives me to the apartment and we find another one. Thank goodness for insurance. We go back. And everything goes smoothly from there. I was just waiting for something to go wrong. Anything. Because it has to right? My life can't go smoothly that would be absurd!! But it did! My picture is horrible, but it's on a piece of paper that is good until I get my plastic one in. I'm at work right now, but as soon as I'm done I'm going to get my check and get a bank account and a debit card. I would get a checkbook so I can keep track of it better, but nobody even takes checks anymore. The office I work in doesn't even take checks I don't think. And so a debit card I will get.
And so I get to work late, but it's A OK. I get on the phones because I forgot I was proctoring, I just get an international call when Heather the Wonderful comes and tells me I'm proctoring. OH! So I try to finish up, but it's a long call. So Justin says he can stay until 1:40. I can't go sooner, says Heather. So I take more calls. At 1:30 I take what is supposed to one last quick call. It turns out to be 30 minutes of explaining every minute detail of our website to a lady that takes notes and makes me repeat everything at least three times. Her son will be taking college courses and she can't look at a computor and figure ANYTHING out by herself. I mean it NOTHING. She writes down everything, misunderstands me when I say that next to the name of the textbook is a link to the BYU Bookstore where she can purchase her son's books. I have to repeat that, explaining EVERYTHING about the link, color, design, EXACT words. "Is it left, right or underneath the name of the textbook?" Do I click on it? "It is to the right." "Yes ma'am." UGH. I looked to the ceiling and asked Heavenly Father to bless her with intelligence. She needs it. I get off that call and rush to log off so I can go proctor. I'm soooo happy because after that call I'm like dead. My throat hurts and I need to not see a phone for a couple hours, or the Independent Study website. Ashley, my beloved, beautiful, coworker lets me have her shift. She is also a saint. I'm seeing a lot of saints today. yay.
So......... JOY!!!!
HAPPY MARSHMALLOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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