Monday, November 1, 2010

How to be sick in a place where everyone is constantly asking if you are ok.

Song of the blog: Collide_Howie Day


You pretend to be fine. You smile and say, "Yes, I'm alright. Thank you."  And then you go back to coughing until you throw up everything you ate that day. That is how you do it. I'm not sure what would happen if you tell the truth, but I DO NOT ADVISE IT. It seems like something bad may happen. Like if someone says, "Are you ok?" and you say, "Actually I have had this cough for two months, it started small and has grown steadily worse and worse until now I can't function without coughing, and just last night I started throwing up everything I eat. Oh and-" No. You just do not. You just do not tell people that you are ACTUALLY in pain, or sick, or the owner of any other ailment. You simply do not. All must be perfect, or at least 'cool' to fly in this world. That is my hypothosis, and I would rather not try to prove it wrong. Just stick to the old thing of, "Only my mother understands me. " And she made me promise to see a doctor. So to the doctor I go. Sigh. At least I have insurence.

In other news, I am going to buy my new little sister her first Hot Topic Onesie. That is how I spell it. Don't judge.

And in yet more news: My socks are rainbow colors.

Happy Day.

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